10 Signs You Are NOT Ready To Date

1. You Still Stalk Your Ex On Social Media Like It’s Your Full-Time Job

2. Every Night Is A Friday Night

3. You’ve Bought Enough Condoms For A Small Army

4. You Thank God Every Time One Of Your Friends Talks About Their Relationship Woes

5. You Get All “Carmen Sandiego” When Someone Likes You

6. You Wish You Could Make Everyone Take A Lie Detector Test

7. You’re Looking For Prince Or Princess Charming

8. You Believe Love Is As Real As Bigfoot

9. Mr. Or Ms. Wrong Sounds Right To You

10. You’re Emotionally Unavailable